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Friday Doodle BONUS: Wee Death Edition

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Friday Doodle: Why does everyone talk to this guy like nothing is wrong? Edition

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Today’s Anthem: The Mountain Goats - Old College Try

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Today’s Anthem: Elliott Smith - Angeles

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Friday Doodle: Guess Who Edition

Who’s that sporting this Fall’s most outrageous Batman Halloween costume?

Why, it’s Clarence, of course!

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I had a dream last night…

I was with a girl I’ve never met in person but love dearly. We were at a big auction. A lot of amazing antique and vintage items were up for sale. We were cuddled up and affectionate. After all, I’m always DTC (down to cuddle) and things were mostly great. I say mostly, because there was another guy there. He was older, a bit of grey in his hair. She told me “Don’t worry about him, he just likes to buy me things.”

I was uneasy about it, but I was cool. After all, she told me not to worry and I trust her. After some time, he leaned in. “What do you think of that dresser?” 

"Oh, I don’t know," she replied, "it’s ok, I guess." The grey haired man settled back on his heels, remarking under his breath but still audibly "Well, I’m getting it for you."

It didn’t sit right with me. In that moment, I was resolved that I was going to be the one to buy that dresser for her. I was preparing, in my head, for a bidding war where, either way, she would be the winner, but I would have a weird peace of mind that only I, in that moment could understand why I needed. I was ready for battle and the dresser was coming up on the auction block and…I woke up.

She might read this. She probably will. If you do, I want you to know, I would have won. ,3

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Friday Doodle Halloween Edition: A Be-witching start

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I was thinking about banking up some Friday doodles, but then I decided to make all of my Friday doodles for the month of October Halloween related. So, enjoy these DOODLE EXTRAZ (tm).

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Friday Doodle: The guess who’s back, back again. Friday Doodle’s back. Tell a Friend Edition

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Second star to the right and straight on until morning.

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therareandferociousswamprabbit said: What does a girl gotta do to buy that sweet bunny in print form?

Hi! Wow, that’s very flattering. I guess asking is all you need to do! I just made it available as a print of society6. Link below. Thank you and I think your blog is cool!

http://society6.com/maestrocalhoun/rabbit-on-teal#1=45

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Actual photo of me right now

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Let’s take all the worst parts of Myrtle Beach, put them in the mountains, and give everyone alcohol.

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Some Blog Things

It’s weird that I want to like, promote things that I’m going to post soon but whatevs.

Coming soon, a post about how freaked the fuck out I am about turning 30.

Also, a hint for this draw a doodle Friday. He’s orange and he really doesn’t care for a certain day of the week.

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